A Plate Spinner’s Christmas List

On the first day of Christmas,
I really want to get
a big offer for my first book.

On the second day of Christmas,
I really want to get
two errands done and
a big offer for my first book.
On the third day of Christmas,
I really want to get
three sit-down meals,
two errands done,
and a big offer for my first book.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
I really want to get
four wash loads cleaned,
three sit-down meals,
two errands done,
and a big offer for my first book.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
I really want to get
five cups of joe,
four wash loads cleaned,
three sit-down meals,
two errands done,
and a big offer for my first book.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
I really want to get
six-figure income,
five cups of joe,
four wash loads cleaned,
three sit-down meals,
two errands done,
and a big offer for my first book.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
I really want to get
seven talk show invites,
six-figure income,
five cups of joe,
four wash loads cleaned,
three sit-down meals,
two errands done,
and a big offer for my first book.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
I really want to get
eight maids for cleaning,
seven talk show invites,
six-figure income,
five cups of joe,
four wash loads cleaned,
three sit-down meals,
two errands done,
and a big offer for my first book.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
I really want to get
nine columns written,
eight maids for cleaning,
seven talk show invites,
six-figure income,
five cups of Joe,
four wash loads cleaned,
three sit-down meals,
two errands done,
and a big offer for my first book.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
I really want to get
ten nails painted,
nine columns written,
eight maids for cleaning,
seven talk show invites,
six-figure income,
five cups of joe,
four wash loads cleaned,
three sit-down meals,
two errands done,
and a big offer for my first book.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
I really want to get
eleven chocolate truffles,
ten nails painted,
nine columns written,
eight maids for cleaning,
seven talk show invites,
six-figure income,
five cups of joe,
four wash loads cleaned,
three sit-down meals,
two errands done,
and a big offer for my first book.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
I really want to get
twelve heartfelt hugs
eleven chocolate truffles
ten nails painted
nine columns written
eight maids for cleaning
seven talk show invites,
six-figure income,
five cups of joe,
four wash loads cleaned,
three sit-down meals,
two errands done,
and a big offer for my first book.
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