I don’t care if you’re a child, a co-worker or a spouse. There are some things you should never say to a working mother. Ever.
- The carpet feels wet.
- I said you’d make cupcakes.
- The garage door looks a lot wider than it really is.
- No, my concert is tonight.
- Your mute button doesn’t work.
- Did you mean to include a Happy Meal on your expense account?
- Let’s host Christmas this year, honey.
- I like you in flannel.
- Toss me another six pack.
- I thought you did the taxes last year.